Boris Johnson is actually the devil incarnate

According to the Green party anyway. Today their Mayoral candidate, Sian Berry, issued a joint statement with King Newt (Red Ken) suggesting the following about Boris -

“He hates that we celebrate each other’s heritage; he hates that we try to pass on a healthy environment to our children; he hates that we look after our most vulnerable neighbours; and most of all he hates that we all expect to share in our city’s financial success. And if he’s elected he will do his best to destroy all of that.”

That is right. Boris is actually pure evil. He only rides a bike so he can kick homeless children, sleeping in the gutter, as he cycles past. The only reason he persists with that messy hair is to cover up the mark of the beast on his forehead. In fact, if elected, you will have to give Boris your first born male child, instead of paying the GLA tax.

How absolutely stupid. This just makes the Green party look like a front for Labour. And the attack isn't even that good anyway. Is anyone really going to believe that Boris Johnson is angered by attempts to pass on a healthy planet to the next generation? Is anyone in their right mind going to think that he despises people trying to help the poorest in society? No.

To the Greens I say, don't be such idiots. You are a third party, third parties need to be able to influence the bigger parties if they want to achieve any of their policies. How do you think the next Mayor will react to you now?